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Martyn Duncan

Personal Info
Name: Martyn Duncan
Nicknames: Randy, Duncs, Jeff, Flipper
Date of Birth: 13/07/1983
Occupation: Muff Diver
Position: Doggy Style all the way
Previous Clubs:
Year Signed: 2006
Hobbies/Interests: Binge Drinking, Happy slapping
Football Achievements: Signing for Ellon Thistle
Football Ambition: Play for Brazil in World Cup
Favourites
Football Team: ABERDEEN
Football Player: Eoin Jess
Alcoholic Beverage: Pint in one hand, vod and coke in the other
Food: Chinese
Woman: Standards fall dramatically after midnight!
Music: Indie/rock
TV Programme: Sesame Street
Film: Weapons of Ass Destruction 6
Dislikes
Football Team: Hun scum
Football Player: Barry sideways shit ball Ferguson
Alcoholic Beverage: N/A
Food: Not a huge fan of spicey
Woman: Fat ugly birds (until 12 on sat night)
Music: Dance/R&B pish
TV Programme: Ugly Betty
Film: Weapons of Ass Destruction 1 ( total waste of money!)
Season Stats Apps Sub Gls M.O.M
2007/08 34 2 9 7 1 6
2008/09 21 4 3 4 - -
2009/10 22 4 3 ? 1 1
TOTAL 77 10 15 11 2 7